Connundrum

I've been torn all week between two equally important, but vastly different questions –

What do mermaids eat?, and

What happens to mermaids when they die?

These I hope to answer sufficiently well by next week, perhaps after consultation of Captain Ortega's logbook for corroborative Snork evidence.

If in the meantime evidence from a third party comes forth concerning either of these matters, I will be sure to include them in the final report.

Ciao – Johnny Fishtail